Lould Librarian (sketch)

thumb|300px|rightA sketch starring Lori Beth Denberg as Mrs. Hushbaum, a librarian. Ironically, who was very loud in her library. She commonly honked her air horn and blew her whistle while students are studying. She always engaged in noisy activities such as: Ironically, when someone else in the library made the tiniest sound, including asking her to stop what she was doing, she would scream things like, "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! CAN'T YOU READ?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO STUDY! HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE?! HUSH! IF YOU CAN'T BE SILENT, THEN I WILL BE VIOLENT!" A trademark of the sketch was her air horn, and the signs she had placed around the library that read, "Quiet", "No Talking", "Stifle", "Hush", "Silence", and "Shhh" and covered the lips on the two pictures of the presidents George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
 * Talking loudly
 * Yelling at people who talks
 * Bowling
 * Fighting a bull
 * Hosting a New Year's Eve party
 * Herding sheep
 * Chomping on chips
 * Bouncing on a pogo stick
 * Using a jackhammer
 * Working a "Test Your Strength" game
 * Riding a motorcycle
 * Frying bacon
 * Sharpening pencils
 * Playing a pinball game
 * Playing an organ
 * Using a leaf blower
 * Practicing karate
 * Shaving
 * Lifting weights
 * Dancing to the Macarena
 * Engaging in a rock guitar battle